dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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