these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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