I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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