Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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