I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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