Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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