You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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