"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Everyone says I win the strip club
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
wow bdsm is so cute
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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