Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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