I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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