Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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