Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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