North Korea, Best Korea!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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