doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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