i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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