the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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