my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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