They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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