I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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