Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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