You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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