All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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