Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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