But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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