so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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