he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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