you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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