I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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