glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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