I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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