it was like his penis was on wheels.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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