It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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