So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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