Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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