my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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