smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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