i don't like sucking hair
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
