On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
