Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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