I'm so fucking centered right now
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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