you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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