The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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