i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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