Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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