So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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