Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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