It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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