Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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