North Korea, Best Korea!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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