We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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