my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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