Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So squirting runs in the family.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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