is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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