You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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