dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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