I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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