I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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