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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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