no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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