I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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