Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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